Modnar shit and other crap

SURVEY!
yeah, i's reeeeeally bored.

Basics:
full name: nicole riann vinz
eye color: brown
hair color: brown
hieght: 5'4
wieght: yeah right

Do you have:
braces: no
glasses or contacts: contacts

Favorites:
color: black, orange, green
food: mmm good food
ice cream flavor: vanilla, or...basically anything
snack: popcorn
type of music: alt rock, or anything really
song: currently? hate me, by blue october
band: dmb
singer: dm
actor: nic cage
actress: at the moment? ellen muth
game: god of war
name: fry
season: winter
sport: hockey
subject: cap't
time of day: dark
holiday: halloween
store: b&n
movie: lotr
type of movie: scary
state: dead
type of vehicle: my red 2000 ford focus
sports team: currently, the UNH Wildcats!!!
pet dog animal: dog. specifically my pup abby, a bison/poodle
tv show: x-files, futurama, south park
cartoon: futurama
pop: diet coke, dr.pepper
number: 13
day of the week: fri or sat
word: fuck, or any variation of

One or the other
pepsi/coke: coke
k-mart/walmart: walmart
chocolate/vanilla: scent, vanilla. most other things, chocolate
patrick/spongebob: neither
cold/hot: cold
outside/inside: depends on who's out and who's in
walk/run: walk
sweet/sour: sweet
day/night: night


yeaaaaaaaaaah....i's bored. but now i'm gonna watch tv.

loves!

because now it's 311am and chanchan hasn't entertained me thuroughly

check the ones you have done.....


( ) snuck out of the house
(x) gotten lost in your city
(x) saw a shooting star
(x) been to any other countries besides the united states
( ) had a serious surgery
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas
(x) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(x) done drugs
(x) had alcohol
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) kissed in an elevator
(x) swore at your parents
( ) kicked a guy where it hurts.
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
(x) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high
(x) skinny-dipped
(x) skipped school
(x) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist
(x) done the splits
(x) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) stole something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to Europe
(x) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) been pregnant
(x) saw someone die
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire (but i wasn't connected to it at the time)
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) Been 'moshing' at a 'rock' show
( ) Been to a moto cross show
( ) lost a child
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated from college
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now

because it's 214 in the morning and i'm bored to tears.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: nicole riann vinz
Birthday: 9.21.84
Birthplace: korea. not the communist part
Current Location: rochester, mn
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: um...korean i think, spluh
The Shoes You Wore Today: cool black slip resistant shoes from payless that chanchan helped me pick out
Your Weakness: smiles
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: most any
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a bison/poodle puppy and name her fry.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: it's a toss-up between 'hehe', 'yeah', 'oh', 'ah', 'oooo', and 'loser'. (and yes, i looked up old aim convos to see.
Thoughts First Waking Up: why aren't i next to someone?
Your Best Physical Feature: ugh
Your Bedtime: when i's sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: it's so far back i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: cap
Do you Smoke: occasionally
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: hmm...
Have you Been in Love: who knows for sure
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: uh...
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: yup
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hm... not this month
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup, from broadstreet cafe. tuna sushi. yuuuuuuuummy!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: no, but probably behind my back i have
Ever been Beaten up: well...does bondage count?
Ever Shoplifted: not on purpose
How do you want to Die: i don't. i wanna see all the sci-fi stuff become sci-nonfi in the future. 'welcome to the world of tomorrow!' too bad i can't be fry :(
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dragon
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: number of kinds or number of times?
Number of CDs I own: maybe 50. most of my music is on my comp
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

Random:

*I put iTunes on shuffle. I asked myself these questions and the title of the song is the answer to it.

How does the world see me?
Staind: Take It (not bad, actually)

Will I have a happy life?
The Pillows: Crazy Sunshine (sounds good to me.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Verdi: I Masnadiera (The Bandits? i'm a bandit? really? sounds about right i guess)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Spirited Away: Bathhouse Morning (ummm....)

How can I make myself happy?
Muse: Endlessly (uh...i can make myself happy by endlessly. endlessly what?!)

What should I do with my life?
Wheatus: Teenage Dirtbag (if only i could)

Will I ever have children?
Everclear: The New York Times (hmm...)

What is some good advice for me?
Respighi, Feste Romane: Circenses (Circuses) (party on? okie)

How will I be remembered?
George Jones: The Race is On (should i start running now?)

What is my signature dancing song?
Loverboy: Working for the Weekend (hell yeah!)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Johnny Cash, Willy Nelson etc.: Highway Man (loner? could be)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Cletus T. Judd: Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me Again (concidering my last trist w/alky-hol...hehehe)

What song will play at my funeral?
Howard Shore, FOTR: In Dreams (not bad. ach, are you writing this down?)

What type of men/women do you like?
Dead or Alive: You Spin Me Right Round (sounds good to me)

What is my day going to be like?
Boxcar Racer: All Systems Go (yeah buddy!


*stolen idea

Rant

So...what's with sobers taking advantage of drunks?
It's not like the drunks always willingly take off their clothes.
When they say, "No, I don't want to," shouldn't that mean that the sober should not try to take off the clothes?
Especially when both parties have signif others?
And when the drunk keeps mentioning this?
And saying, "If I were her/him, I would definately not want you to do this."
Special circumstances my ass.
Fuck him.

i have great convos w/shama.

Shama: Here, have a pretzel
Me: Thanks. (puts in mouth)
Shama: Are they stale?
(yes. yes, they were.)

(we became friends at Concordia)
Me: Just think, where would we be now if we didn't go to Concordia together?
Shama: Happier.
(awww, thanks.)

Shama: If something happened to our roomie, we don't know her last name, sn, phone number, or e-mail.
Me: What's your point? (after 30 seconds of laughter) Maybe that's why my last roomate hated me so much.

Me: Ach was grouchy on the phone.
Shama: I think she'd be happier if you went down on her.
(needless to say...no, i don't think she would be.)

Lyrics Time!

Some days I feel like cryin'
It don't matter if it's rain or shine
I feel like my heart was broken
At least a million times

And some days I wake up dreaming
Feels like I never even woke
I answer life's big questions
As if it's one big joke

Maybe it's too soon to be sure
But I really do believe that some day
We're gonna have it all
So I try so hard
To keep the rhythm of a train
Rollin' right along
When the ride gets rough
You got to carry on Carry on

Some days I feel like singing
I sit back and just groove the day away
Maybe pick up a guitar
And play what I wanna play

Maybe it's too soon to be sure
But I really do believe that some day
We're gonna have it all
So I try so hard
To keep the rhythm of a train
Rollin' right along
When the ride gets rough
You got to carry on Carry on

Ya got to carry on
Oh ya got to carry on
Ya got to carry on Carry on, yeah

Today I feel like laughing
Seems to be no reason at all
And if the world stopped spinning
I'm not afraid to fall...no

Maybe it's too soon to be sure
But I really do believe that some day
We're gonna have it all
So I try so hard
To keep the rhythm of a train
Rollin' right along
When the ride gets rough
You got to carry on

Maybe it's too soon to be sure
But I really do believe that some day
We're gonna have it all
So I try so hard
To keep the rhythm of a train
Rollin' right along
When the ride gets rough
You got to carry on
Carry on

Have it All, Jeremy Kay

Lyrics Time!!


Had a bad day, don't talk to me,
Gonna ride this out,
My little black heart, breaks apart,
With your big mouth.

And I'm sick of my sickness
Don't touch me, you'll get this.
I'm useless, lazy, perverted,
And you hate me.

You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Well I'm waiting for my wake up call,
And everything, everything's my fault.

Went to the doctor, and I asked her,
To make this stop. (whoa)
Got medication, a new addiction,
Fuckin' thanks a lot. (whoa)

Had a relapse, I'm bad at rehabs,
It ruins everything. (whoa)
So point your finger, at the singer,
He's in the pharmacy.

You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Well I'm waiting for my wake up call,
And everything's my fault.

You can't save me,
You can't blame me,
Well I'm waiting here to take the fall,
And everything, and everthing's my fault.

And I'm a death threat, haven't slept yet,
Baby, wide awake at dawn.
Helmet bad boy, tell the tabloids,
Everything's my fault.

Whoa whoa yeah, write it write it,
Whoa whoa yeah, write it write it,
Whoa whoa everthing's my fault,
Everthing's my fault.

I went to heaven, couldn't get it,
For what I had done.
I said forsake me, you said you're crazy
You were too much fun.

You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Well I'm waiting for my wake up call,
Everything's my fault.

You can't save me,
You can't blame me,
Well I'm waiting here to take the fall,
Everything, everthing's my fault.

You can't save me,
You can't change me, (everything's my fault)
You can't save me,
You can't change me, (everything's my fault)
You can't save me,
You can't change me, (everthing's my fault)
You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Everything's my fault.

Save Me, Unwritten Law

Books to Read!


She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb

I Know This Much Is True, Wally Lamb

LOTR, JRR Tolkien

Vurt, Jeff Noon

The Broker, John Grisham

Bordom Strikes Again!


Name: Nikki
Birthday: 21.9.84
Birthplace: Soeul
Current Location: Roch, couch
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown and red
Height: 64
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what i'm doing
Your Heritage: korean
The Shoes You Wore Today: the ones i got on sale at hot topic
Your Weakness: none
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: muncheez. or pizza hut's stuffed crust. or valentinos.
You Would Like To Achieve This Year: watching aeon flux
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm awake
Your Best Physical Feature: people say hair
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: ...
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McD
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: french vanilla cap
Do you Smoke: no
Sometimes Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: nightly
Have you Been in Love: don't know
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: don't know
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: like a magnet
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: lightingstorms, yes
Do you play an Instrument: yeah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, but only to wait for a restaurant to open
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they don't come in boxes. i haven't eaten an oreo for months
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: only to move equipment
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: however i do
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: doc. coroner.
What country would you most like to Visit: antarctica
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: whatever
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: don't notice
Number of Drugs I have taken: what counts?
Number of CDs I own: some
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

Poetry Corner!

Compassion
"Please don't kill
my young daughter
before my eyes..."

"Alright, let's do as he says...
Strip her
and drag her away..."


Sorry
The knife
ripped through the stomach
reached down to the penis.
The cord of the pyjama was cut.
The man with the knife
exclaimed
with surprise,
as if he was reading the kalma to ward off evil,
"Chi, chi, chi...I made a mistake."


--Saadat Hasan Manto

Original in Urdu.
Translated by Alok Bhalla

Qool Quotes


"Because sometimes when you break your heart, it's hard to let love back in again. It just keeps flowing out through the cracks."

"Of course Time heals all wounds. I mean, sooner or later you're dead, right? And you go back into the earth. And all the wounds you've ever had disintegrate back to what you started from."

"It's ok. It will be. Mostly."

Boredom Strikes Again!

1. What time is it: 2136
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: don't know. either Hae Ri Jung or Nicole RiAnn Vinz
3. Nicknames: Nikki, Nik, Nik @ Nite, Ninn, Gert, Wiggles, etc.
4. Piercing: 1 in both ears
5. What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater? Hitchhiker's Guide! Oh yeah!!!
6. Eye color: brown
7. Place of birth: Seoul, South Korea
8. Favorite foods: cheerios, dark chocolate, popcorn
9. Ever been to Africa? no
10. Ever been toilet papering? no
11. Love someone so much it made you cry? more than once? yes
12. Been in a car accident? yes
13. Croutons or bacon bits? neither
14. Favorite day of the week? saturday
15. Favorite restaurants? Bona's, pretty much any chinese place
16. Favorite flower? none
17. Favorite sport to watch? hockey
19. Favorite ice cream? any
20. Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner
21. Favorite fast food restaurants: Subway
22. What color is your bedroom carpet: at home? creme. or...something. i dunno.
23. How many times did you fail your driver's test? 0
24. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? mom
25. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? B&N
26. What do you do most often when you are bored? read, comp, X-Files, movies
27. Bedtime: late.
28. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? n/a
29. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? n/a
30. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? n/a
31. Favorite TV shows? X-Files, The Daily Show, South Park, SVU, Futurama, Family Guy, ... Degrassi
32. Last person you went to dinner with? Shams and Chan. We had...Korean food, I think.
33. Ford or Chevy: Ford
34. What are you listening to right now? X-Files. NIHT II, 9X2.
35. What is your favorite color: black
36. Lake, Ocean or River: any. as long as i can fish and swim in it.
37. How many tattoos do you have? 2
38. Time you finished this e-mail: 2149
39. How many people are you sending this email to? n/a
40. If you could talk with anyone who has ever lived - past, present, or future - who would it be? how the fuck would i talk to someone in the future if they haven't lived yet?
41. Who do you know that truly loves and lives life to the fullest? um...?

that's it? blargle.

Poetry Corner!


Sometimes...

Sometimes all the right things are said. Sometimes all the wrong things are said. Sometimes nothing is said at all.

Sometimes you’re stuck in the past. And sometimes you’re stuck in the present. And sometimes you’re stuck in the future. But sometimes you’re stuck in the in-between.

Sometimes you see sadness, pain, sorrow. Sometimes you see so much beauty that you can’t take it all in. Yet sometimes you can’t see at all.

Sometimes the glass is half empty. Sometimes it’s half full. Sometimes it’s empty. Sometimes it’s full.

Sometimes you hate. Sometimes you love. Sometimes you’re hated. Sometimes you’re loved. And sometimes you’re ignored.

Sometimes you cry. Sometimes you laugh. And sometimes you cry and laugh at the same time.

Sometimes you get up on the wrong side of the bed. Sometimes you get up on the right side of the bed.
Sometimes you don’t get up.

Sometimes the sun shines. Sometimes the rain falls. Sometimes the fog is thick. And sometimes the wind sings.

Sometimes you feel remorse. And sometimes you feel regret. Sometimes you feel ashamed. And sometimes you don’t. But sometimes you should.

Sometimes it is day. Sometimes it is night. And sometimes it is twilight.

Sometimes you help others. Sometimes you let others help you. Sometimes you help yourself. But sometimes you don’t.

Sometimes you are chained. Sometimes you are free. Sometimes you chain others.

Sometimes life brings you down. Sometimes life holds you down. Sometimes it kills. And sometimes it allows you a rebirth.

Sometimes nothing is enough. Sometimes nothing is everything.

Sometimes everything is as good as you make it. Sometimes everything is as bad as you make it.


Sometimes, maybe, it’s all in your head.

From "Emily"

It begins where it ends: in nothingness. A nightmare born from deepest fears, coming to me unguarded. Whispering images unlocked from time and distance. A soul unbound - touched by others but never held. On a course charted by some unseen hand. The journey ahead promising no more than my past reflecting back upon me. Until at last, I reach the end. Facing a truth I can no longer deny. Alone, as ever.

Poetry Corner!


Isle of Desire
When thrust onto the wretched Utopia
Ne’er a soul departs
From the cursèd isle
Where desire takes heart.

The isle feeds off lovesick fools
Who knows the pain of what can happen
And yet still continues to
Do what they always have been.

The fools, they know they can never have
What they truly long for.
They think there’s a tiny spark of hope,
But still know that their hearts will be tore.

The isle knows this and fills their hearts
With a thick desire filled mist.
Some say the isle of desire is just a
Myth, but I know from experience that it exists.

Lyrics Time!


I'm feelin like Tonto, ridin a pinto
Tryin to chase the lone ranger down
I'm a little unraveled; I'm still in the saddle
Cryin your name out to the clouds
Hey ya hey yaaaaaa


Why don't you meet me back at the teepee
Down by the campfire
There in the dark night
We'll smoke the peace pipe
Forget about who's wrong and who's right
Hey ya hey yaaaaaa

It was a big showdown
Oh yeah we stood our ground
Shot out the lights, it got a little crazy
Don't wanna see yours go the way of the buffalo
Don't wanna have another Wild West show
Hey ya hey yaaaaaa

Only forgiveness will finally end this
There won't be a witness if we both fall
There's never a hero in a battle of egos
There's never a winner of the quick draw
Hey ya hey yaaaaaaChorus

It's like a ghost town
Without you around
Why can't we just forget
Ride off in the sunset

I'm feelin like Tonto
Ridin a pinto
Tryin to chase the lone ranger down

Wild West Show, Big & Rich.

Lyrics Time!


Well I love her
And I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin’ hole today
She’d be packin’ all her things
And she’d be gone by noon

Well I’m gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I’m on the lakeshore
And I’m sittin’ in the sun
I’m sure it’ll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I’m gonna miss her
Oh, lookie here, I’ve gotta bite

Now there’s a chance that if I hurryI could beg her to stay
But that water’s right
And the weather’s perfect
No tellin’ what I might catch today

Well I’m gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I’m on the lakeshore
And I’m sittin’ in the sun
I’m sure it’ll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I’m gonna miss her
Oh, lookie here, I’ve gotta bite

I'm Gonna Miss Her, Brad Paisley.

From "Eden, the Navel."

Poetry Corner!


Thine eyes I love, and they, as pitying me,
Knowing thy heart torments me with disdain,
Have put on black, and loving mourners be,
Looking with pretty ruth upon my pain.
And truly not the morning sun of heaven
Better becomes the gray cheeks of the east,
Nor that full star that ushers in the even
Doth half that glory to the sober west,
As those two mourning eyes become thy face:
O, let it, then, as well beseem thy heart
To mourn for me, since mourning doth thee grace,
And suit thy pity like in every part.
Then will I swear Beauty herself is black,
And all they foul that they clomplexion lack.

--Shakespear, Sonnet 132.

From "Washed Ashore"

“Are you the one I loved from so long ago? I don’t remember your face, but I can never forget that laugh. It was like a wave crashing upon the sand. I couldn’t help but smile. And I can’t now, either. The memories are flowing back into me, as if they had never left. You caused me so much happiness...and then pain. But I’ll take the bad, just so long as I remember the good. And I do. And there was so much good.”

Qool Quotes!


The whole world is a cage when you're trapped in it alone.
-Simon White-Thatch Potentloins

You know you are sad and pathetic when....

You watch the commentary for The Lone Gunmen directly after you just finished watching it without commentary.

Would you rather...

Be 4'1 or 7'9"? 4'1
Live without music or live without T.V.? T.V
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid? drink
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country? traitor
Lose your legs or lose your arms? legs
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car? beautiful house
Be blind or deaf? deaf
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley? antarctica
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger? sibling
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)? spanked
Eat sushi or liver? sushi
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet? 3 eyes
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham? president
Find true love or 1 million dollars? 1 million dollars
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? never speak again
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?never talked about
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head? eyes in the back of my head
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing? x-ray vision
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say? hear any convo
End hunger or hatred? hatred
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment? movie
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush? spying
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy? dog
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate? someone i hate
Get even or get over it? even
Always lose or never play? never play
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth? tell my rents the truth
Know it all or have it all? know it all
Always get first dibs or the last laugh? last laugh
Give bad advice or take bad advice? take bad advice
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear? sand in shorts
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses? sunglasses
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? kiss
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp? ski lodge
Forget who you were or who everyone else was? everyone else
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years? 3 wishes
Give up your computer or your pet? pet
Be the sand castle or the wave? wave
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one? overthrow
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history? worst song
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever? chocolate...i'd stock up
Have half days everyday or no homework forever? no hw
Wear all pink or all purple to school? purple
Take a math test or do a lab in science? lab
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends? mansion. i don't have 10 friends.
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? astronaut. unless they find a way to go all the way to the bottom of the ocean.
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class? art
Run the mile or give a speech for English? speech
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race? wheelbarrow
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend? one
Not be able to talk or hear for one day? talk
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored? relaxed
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume? costume...i didn't dress up last year.
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean? ocean
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director? director
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat? dog. there are no ugly dogs. only ugly owners.
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder? baseball
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh? Winnie. i don't need to be saved.
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion? amusement park. we have family reunions every holiday.
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet? koala
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like? rich
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail? e-mail
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer? swim
Pick your own nose or someone else's? mine
Be a tree or live in a tree? be
Write a mystery or a poem? poem
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space? travel
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered? forgotten
Last but not least...
Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else? this quiz. that way i don't have to do my hw.

Fun Quotes!

Look in the Constitution for an example of each of the following:
a. A check or balance.
b. A reference to black people as being worth exactly three-fifths of white people.
c. The word "erection".
d. The part that keeps Arnold Schwarzenegger from becoming President.

Look in the Bill of Rights for the Amendment that makes specific reference to each of the following:
a. Affirmative action.
b. Partial-birth abortions.
c. Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
d. The homosexual agenda.
e. Arnold Schwarzenegger can now run for President.


"Jesus was a steadfast pacifist whose teachings advocated turning the other cheek for the purpose of universal brotherhood. Funnily enough, more people have died "in his name" than any other human in recorded history. (Even Hitler!)

- America (the book).

Poetry Corner!


Away...

as she watched from away
desire came to her eyes
in disguise of a burnt out
fire smoldering in the day.

wanting to be near
sneaks she wholly
very slowly as Wolf
seeks Deer.

now she’s close to touch
what she only dreams
yet seems to shy away
but not too much.

silence now as she listens
fearful of being caught
only not wanting to leave.
tearful, her eyes glisten.

she looks at her and ponders
why such sadness comes to her.
for sure, she sees her
sigh with wonder.

embarrassed being caught of staring
away she parted
broken hearted, another
day gone, but ne’er her desire wearing.


Stabbing Words

I killed them all, but not with death
but instead by the utterances of my breath
the breath whence stabbing words came out
proving nothing less then a shadow of a doubt
the doubt that came with a hateful mind
that only came with words unkind
the unkind words that came from those that
killed me first with their words stabbed
which stabbed me deep into my soul
creating an non-repairable hole
a hole that I chose to fill with hate
which in turn a void I did create
and create a desire for their death
with only the utterances of my breath.

Poetry Corner!


Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

-Robert Frost

Qool Quotes!


"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."- Lenny Bruce

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself." - Sir Richard Francis Burton

"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." - Anne Lamott

Poetry Corner


Come

I saw the finger bend
I felt the crunching bones
The searing ache is instant
The shocking relief grows

I cried to let you in
You came to kiss the wound
You should come and stay
And should not leave so soon

Come kiss the pain away
And make it all seem better
For it will make me happy
And all the much more wetter

I give you what you want
Please give me what I need
But life you leave untouched
Though blood you take with greed

Come with me now this time
Do not come on your own
It’s selfish you get more
You leave me all alone

You are the dirty rat
I am the scanty whore
You push me off again
I whine and beg for more

I can’t be satisfied
Until you take it all
Please come with me for once
I need to take the fall

Normally I do not do this.
Blogs are meaningless.
At least, to me they are meaningless.
So are away messages, I might add.

I am just curious as to why I got dragged into it.
I hold no ill will towards anyone.
There's too much hate in this world for me to add to it.

What is it that you have against me?
How do you know what I am like now?
I do not speculate as to who you are now.
No one should be judged on one's high school years.

I am not a coward.
I would comment on your site, but what difference would it make?
And besides, it is not like you would read this anyway.

Lyrics Time!

Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again
We are so far from you
Burning on just like a match you start to incinerate
The lives of everyone you knew
And whats the worst to take, from every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stake
Well I've been holding on tonight

Whats the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And whats the worst you take, from every heart you break
And like a blade you stake
Well I've been holding on tonight

Whats the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Do we deserve to leave the earth?
Do we learn
When both our cars collide?

Whats the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Helena, My Chemical Romance

The best post I've heard regarding women and blow jobs.

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are not handles.
6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls-if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked" it for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep our mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".

by Liz.
here

Lyrics Time!

Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no

I can't wait to see you
Wanna see if you still got that
Look in your eye
That one you had for me
Before we said our goodbyes
And it's a shame that we
Gotta spend our time
Being mad about the same things
Over and over again
About the same thing
Over and over again

Oh but I think she's leaving on
And she's leaving here
And I don't know what else to do
(Can't go on not loving you)

Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no

I remember the day you left
I remember the last breath
You took right in front of me
When you said that you would leave
I was too damn stubborn to try to stop you
Or say anything
But I see clearly now
And this choice I made keeps
Playing in my head
Over and over again
It play in my head
Over and over again

Oh but I think she's leaving on
And she's leaving here
And I don't know what else to do
(Can't go on not loving you)

Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no

Now that I realize
That I'm going down
From all this pain you
Put me through
Everytime I close my eyes
I like it down
Oh, I can't go on not loving you

Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no

Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no

Over and Over, Nelly feat Tim McGraw.

Poetry Corner!


Fall

Don’t hold back the screeching fear inside, for
Fear is inevitable.

Fall into the nothing
that envelops forever.

The senses now overpower the brain, but
Overpowering is inevitable.

Smell the cool sent of flowers growing around
that will live forever.

Let gravity take control, for
Gravity is inevitable.

Feel the wind rushing past like brief moments in time
that last forever.

The brain overloads, but
Overloading is inevitable.

Hear the echoing cries of plagued, abused rocks
that sound forever.

Don’t fear the presence of death, for
Death is inevitable

Here comes the short fall
that seems to last forever.

And then comes the future, for
Future is inevitable.

And then comes the future
that lasts forever.

From “Come to my Window”


You love her, don’t you?
- Who?
Taz.
- Oh. Is it obvious?
No. You don’t wear your heart on your sleeve. I can just tell there’s something up.
- I think I’ll always love her.
But why? She’ll never love you again. She doesn’t want that.
- I know. I do. Really. When you love someone – truly love someone – it’s not necessary for them to love you back. It’s enough just to love.
Well that’s kind of shitty, isn’t it?
- Maybe.
Maybe?! That’s just a cop out. That just means you can love without doing a damn thing about it.
- So. It’s just love. And she’s a lot happier now. I’d rather love her and have her be happy than have her love me back and be unhappy.
Then why love her at all?
- Because my heart is fucking stubborn! It wants what it wants. I can’t do anything about it.
Why is it so hard to get over her?- Because I’ll always know what I had. I’ll never forget that.
And what was that?
- When I was with her I had happiness. I was happy. Taz made me whole. She was my missing puzzle piece. She was the last thing I thought of when I went to sleep and the first thing I thought of when I woke up. In fact, she still is.
There’s a reason why people say don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- What’s that supposed to mean?
It means she can’t be the love of your life. She can’t be your everything. That is way too much pressure to put on one person. How can one person be your whole world?
- She wasn’t. She’s not. She was, is just…most of it.
You said so yourself, she gave you happiness. That means without her you’d be miserable.
- But I am without her. I’m not miserable.
Because you’re still in love with how she made you feel. So you’re not in love with her…you’re in love with the idea of her.
- I never said I was in love with her. I just love her. There’s a difference.
What’s that?
- I don’t want to be with her. That would never work out. She doesn’t want it, I don’t want it. I just want to love her. Is that so wrong?
You still only love what she stands for.
- And maybe that’s all I need to do to survive.
Maybe.

Fun Sites!!


ebaums

newgrounds

collegehumor

Talk w/Sue

Lego porn

Sport injuries

SMYW

Cool Thing:


Dling music off ourtunes. Hehehe....

SCREW THE SYSTEM!!!

 

Joke:

What kind of syrup does Michael Jackson like?
Why Boysenberry of course!

You know what sucks?
A vacuum.


Wow...Chan is so clever.

No, evil would be posting up peoples answers.
No wait, that's just cruel.
I can be evil, I just don't want to be cruel.


Except for Chan's....

Full Name: chan (eta.tauri@gmail.com)
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 23 October 1984
First Crush: your mom
Biggest Crush: your mom
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's
Name: your mom
Current status of your relationship:Wanna break off after having sex
Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes
How many times do you masturbate in a week?More than 7 times.
Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?Yes
Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair
What turns you on the most?your mom

You know your life is sad and pathetic when...

You stay up until 7am every day when you have class at 9:05am every MTWF because...well...for no reason whatsoever.

From "Dog's Eye"


Falling. Slowly falling. I think I'm slowly falling. Can I be falling? I must be falling. That must be the what I feel. The wind. The wind rushing by so slowly. Because I'm falling. Falling slowly. Right? The speed will inevitably pick up. I presume so, at least. When I fall, I tend to fall deep. Too deep. But that's where I'm most comfortable. So far down I can't get up is what comforts me. Doesn't it? Or am I just in denial? I'm probably in denial, but if I'm not certain then that means I might not be in denial at all. Or does it? Well, whether or not I'm in denial when I'm that far down isn't the issue. What is the issue? Oh yeah. I'm falling. I think. Am I? Oh well. I fall too easily, anyway. I'm probably falling. That doesn't matter this time, though, right? Because if I am in fact falling I know that there's a safety net down there. Right? Right. I know there is. A big safety net to catch me. Falling is ok. It's ok to fall. One can't help but fall for whatever reason. It's inevitable at times. But I can hide it. I can. Can't I? I know how to. I hide falling so much it's like a second nature to me. No one will know. No one can ever know. No one will ever know.
I must be falling. Can I be falling? I think I'm slowly falling. Slowly falling. Falling.

Lyrics Time!


I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Trashy Side, Confederate Railroad.


Scars heal, glory fades
And all we're left with are the memories made, oh yeah
Pain hurts, but only for a minute
Yeah life is short so go on and live it
Cause the chicks dig it

Chicks Dig It, Chris Cagle.


It's a great day to be alive
I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes
There's some hard times in the neigborhood
But why can't every day be just this good?

It's a Great Day to be Alive, Travis Tritt.


I went sky diving I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named blumanchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

Live Like You Were Dying, Tim McGraw


Hello Samantha dear, I hope you're feelin' fine
And it won't be long until I'm with you all the time
But until then I'll spend my money up right down to my last dime
Callin' baton rouge

Callin' Batton Rouge, Garth Brooks

So incredilbly fuckin bored.


PAST

-first grade teacher's name: Mrs Heimer, I think.
-last word you said: Bye.
-last song you sang: Supersize Me, Toothpick
-last thing you laughed at: Futurama. “I don’t like lilies! Your first wife liked lilies!!” “My first wife also liked to shut up!”
-last time you cried: Last night..PRESENT.
-what's in your cd player: XF season 2 disc 5 is on my comp. My CD player in the living room has XF: The Album.
-what color socks are you wearing: black w/brown and white spots.
-what's under your bed: dresser…food…laundry…probably a whole bunch of pics that fell from my wall.
-what time did you wake up today: 14h. Was drinkin and playin Texas hold em w/some buds til 7.

FUTURE.

-what is your career going to be: um…making money.
-where are you going to live: Probably Roch.
-how many kids do you want: 3.
-what kind of car will you drive: An energy efficient one.

.CURRENT.

-hair: yes, I currently have hair. It’s brown and goes to just above my tat.
-clothes: socks. pj pants. tank. mustangs jersey.
-jewelry: necklace and 3 rings.
-annoyance: me.
-smell: I have a peach candle burning. Note to self: candle wax + keyboard = bad.
-longing: happiness.
-desktop picture: Mmmm Billy Boyd.
-favorite music artist: Dave Matthews. But that’s always.
-book: Hocus Pocus, Kurt Vonnegut. THHG, Douglas Adams. The Silmarilion, J.R.R. Tolkein. America the Book, The Daily Show. Where the Sidewalk Ends, Shel Silverstein. Text books.
-worry: My mom. She’s got a bad cold and she starts her new job on the 31st. She has to commute to the cities.
-hate: not knowing everything.
-story behind your username: ninny13…my nick name and my fave num.
-favorite article of clothing: Concordia sweatshirt.
-favorite physical feature on a boy: their face.
-one person you wish was here right now: it’s always. but it’s impossible.
-line from the last thing you wrote to someone: “k”. Chan was telling me how Shams might not go bowling w/him and his friends.
-i am happiest when: I’m happy.
-i feel lonely when: loneliness is a choice.
-favorite authors: Vonnegut, Adams, Tolkein. Noon. Grisham. Damn hardback. Why must it come out first and cost so much more?!
-do you think too much: um…I don’t know. Do I? I mean, I could, but then again, I’m not sure. It might depend on some things or it might not. But I can’t figure it out yet.
-if you could live anywhere in the world, where: here. I can’t live without my family.
-famous person you have met: How famous is famous? I’ve met a few celebs at the Shjon Podein Children’s Foundation, like Brad Paisley and Matt Damon.
-do you have any regrets: I regret nothing.
-sex or love: both. any.
-favorite coffee: French vanilla cap.
-favorite smell: depends on what memory it brings.
-what makes you mad: worrying.
-favorite way to waste time: XF, movies. surfing the net: ebaums, collegehumor, etc. painting nails.
-what is your best quality: uh
-are in currently in love/lust: no.
-what's the craziest thing you have ever done: I don’t do crazy things.
-any bad habits: many.
-do you find it hard to trust people: I’m far too cynical to trust people.
-last thing you bought yourself: Books: Hocos Pocus, Vonnegut and Vurt, Jeff Noon.
-bath or shower: shower. I miss my hot tub, tho.
-favorite season: winter. unless where I am at has no snow. Then it’s summer.
-favorite color: black.
-favorite time of day: when it is dark out.
-gold or silver: silver
-any secret crushes: maybe.

.FASHION.

-how many coats and jackets do you own: probably a lot, but I only use 4. winter, fall/spring, rain, and my mom just bought me a new coat bc my winter coat has lots of holes in it. it’s at home right now, so I can’t very well use it. The other coats I have will be taken to good will or salvation at some point.
-favorite pants color: Black. And I hate jeans.
-most expensive item of clothing: probably my conc. sweatshirt. or my roughriders or UNH jersey.
-most treasured: Conc sweatshirt and jerseys.

.YOUR FRIENDS.

-do your friends know you: Some, probably.
-can you count on them: I hope so.
-can they count on you: Yes.

LAST.

-book you read: America the Book. Yes, I’m rereading it.
-movie you saw: I’m in the middle of Finding Neverland. The last full movie I was was…um… Harold and Kumar. Chanman gets movies from blockbuster. Wait, no. It was Fight Club. But I wasn’t really paying any attention.
-movie you saw on the big screen: Meet the Fockers, I think.
-show you watched on tv: Futurama.
-song you heard: Float on, Modest Mouse is on currently. Run, Snow Patrol was on before that.
-thing you had to drink: Currently drinking Squirt. I think I had Pibb before that.
-thing you ate: mac and cheese w/shrimp.
-time you showered: round 16h today.
-time you smiled: when I was watching Futurama.
-time you laughed: See above.
-person you hugged: um…my dad, I think.
-person you kissed: wow…that would have been a long time ago. last yearish, I think. I can’t even remember. Maybe Jeff. I think. In October sometime.
-person you talked to online: Chan.
-person you talked to on the phone: My mom and dad.

.DO YOU.

-smoke: no
-do drugs: no
-drink: occasionally.
-sleep with stuffed animals: with my bug, always.
-have a dream that keeps coming back: parts do, yes.
-play an instrument: piano, French horn, trumpet.
-believe there is life on other planets: If there’s not, it’s a big waste of space.
-read the newspaper: I read the MN Daily and The Onion. Otherwise I get it from the net.
-have any gay or lesbian friends: Yes.
-believe in miracles: no.
-consider yourself tolerant: I hope so.
-consider police a friend or foe: Depends.
-like the taste of alchohol: Yes.
-have a favorite stooge: Nope.
-believe in astrology: No.
-pray: Never.
-go to church: Not if I can help it.
-have any secrets: Doesn’t everyone?
-have any pets: My pup Abby.
-go or plan to attened college: Am. Go rodents. er gophers. woo.
-talk to strangers: Yes.
-have any piercings: ears
-have any tattoos: 2. soon to be at least 4.
-hate yourself: Not at the moment.
-wish on stars: When I can see them. Living in a city sucks in that respects.
-like your handwriting: it’s the only one I got.
-believe in witches: In the fact that people practice witchcraft and believe in it and such, yes.
-believe in ghosts: No.
-believe in santa: No.
-believe in the easter bunny: No. I like bunny tho.
-believe in the tooth fairy: No.
-sing in the shower: Sometimes.


And I'm still bored.

Poetry Corner!


Poor Mack

Poor Mack, she died at sea
body ravaged by the waves
crashing mightily
water full of unspent rage
wind blowing all around
chilling her through to her bones
wailing violently
like a whore the wind did moan

Poor Ron, he died at home
smoky ash filling air
choking easily
growing layer upon layer
flames licking skin
tearing flesh without concern
feasting savagely
black and crispy well-done burns

Poor Sil, she died outside
pavement hard and strong and bold
crushing fearlessly
unforgiving and ice cold
gravity sucks
wanting all for its own
pulling greedily
bringing all to its home

Poor Del, he died alone
bloody knife in his grip
slicing carefully
down the drain life slowly dripped
heart slowly stops
silent screams are what he hears
piercing constantly
darkened sight turns back to clear

Poor Sam, she died of age
lungs sadly giving in
wheezing audibly
oxygen wearing thin
time wore on
sending her to her doom
ticking gravely
thirteen months is way too soon.

Poor Jack, he died of love
he just couldn’t take the pressure
filling gradually
like a device used for torture
emotions run too far
striking deep within the core
drowning carelessly
too thirsty to beg for more

I feel positively evil but fully guilty. Thus:

Nikki
nikki_vinz@hotmail.com
Female
21 Sept. 1984.
Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage
No
--
--
Yes
Yes
Less than
Yes
Dark
Personality

So yeah.

I must learn to forgive. I still haven’t been able to do that no matter how hard I try. Of course that just means I am not trying hard enough.
Try. Try. Try.
Forgive, forgive, forgive.
So simple to say, but to do…. It’s a foreign concept to me. I hold grudges. They crawl under my skin. Most of the time they go unnoticed. But when they spring up the rash is just too irritating. The festering wound tears my skin apart. I cannot help but furiously scratch away at it. Which then, of course, leads to opening up more wounds.
Try. Try.
Forgive, even though forgiveness may not be coming back to me. Forgive, even though I may not deserve your forgiveness.
Talking behind someone’s back is always inevitable. Everybody does it. I do not care that people do that. But to say cruel things and then still pretend to be a friend is something I have a very hard time dealing with. So I am a nightmare, and I am violent, and my parents buy my love, and it’s amazing how someone can put up with living with me. I get that you don’t think too highly of me. Why, then, is it that you had to continue being my friend? I gossip, yes. Is that why? You just wanted to hear the dirt on other people? And why must people totally ignore me at some times but not when you want a place to hang? It did not bother me that people wanted to use my couch. It bothered me more that one person would come over and then ask me to invite other people. If you wanted that in the first place, that’s all you had to say.
Everyone is a hypocrite, me included. I know that. I do. But if it means being cruel to someone, that’s where I have problems. For example, why make fun of a boyfriend and a girlfriend who happen to like spending time with one other? Why make fun of them, when you do that too? At least they don’t hang onto one another all the time. They don’t do pda everywhere. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if you hang w/your sig other or do pda. I care when you make fun of other couples, even though they don’t do that stuff but you do. And why think of me badly when you know the things I’ve done with people and when you know the things I do for fun? Why are you to judge? Did those things change who I was?
Ah, but why must I say these things? The past is the past. I couldn’t forgive then. That was partly the reason why I continued to stay closed off and bitter. Which, of course, fueled other people to continue hating me. I know I was closed off even in the very beginning. But that’s just who I am.
Try.
Forgive all the wrongdoings of others.
I am a bitch. I never said I wasn’t. I’m not the most delightful of all people. And I wouldn’t want to change. I like who I am.
Forgive. Forgive myself, for not wanting to change into something better.
If I can’t forgive the past, how am I ever to move onto the future? I want to put it behind me. I don’t want to forget, though. I never understood that: forgive and forget. Why forget? To me, memory is the only thing that makes a person who they are. We are a product of our past. Why forget about things that make us who we are?
Forgive. Stop being so stubborn.
Ah, yes. I’m stubborn. I was born in 84, the year of the rat. Of course I’d be stubborn. I’m very bullheaded when it comes to things. And there’s no reason for me to be stubborn on this, forgiveness. Too stubborn to let things go. I know it was high school. People should not be judged on their high school years. Life always changes a person. Experience changes a person. So why can’t I forgive? I can. I know I can. And I do. I forgive myself for not being able to forgive way back when. I forgive all who made my life just a stitch harder. At least I’m trying to.
Try. Try. Try.
Well I am. I am trying. Hard as I possibly can because that’s what makes people different from other animals. We have the power to forgive. To forgive those who have wronged us. To forgive those who will wrong us. To forgive those who are wronging us. We can cleanse our souls as well as other souls. We are here only for each other.
Forgive. Ok, I got the memo.
I’m eating mac and cheese with shrimp. I’m drinking Pibb Xtra. I’m watching myself type these words on my screen and wondering if it’s all actually true. Am I just kidding myself? Can I really change my outlook on life in one very long statement? Can I make who I am different by confronting myself? By truly delving deep within me to see the true ugliness of my own heart? Am I able to vaccinate myself against, well, myself? I think I can. At least, I hope I can. I want to believe I can. Can I? What does it take for me to change myself? I know I’ve caused a lot of hurt onto others. I’ve burned about as many bridges as I’ve built. I drown in the water of my own making. Can I forgive myself for doing horrible things to other people? Must I necessarily forgive myself before I can let others forgive me?
Try. Check.
I honestly hope these words are not as shallow as I think my heart is.
I say this because I genuinely miss some of my friends. I was lucky to be able to hang out with such an open and cool crowd. I hate bad endings. Endings should always be good. In books, movies, and even in relationships. If anything else, people generally only remember the endings. Well I don’t. I don’t know why I just closed off and ended some relationships. I just stopped communicating, and that’s a shame. I do still want to be friends. I want to make the effort. But I can’t take that first step. I cut my leg shaving today. Small nicks like that can ooze out much blood. It mixed with the water running down and a river red flowed down my leg and ankle onto the floor and down the drain. Water spreads the red, making it seem much worse than it really is. I didn’t even feel the cut but I saw the blood. I couldn’t help but stare. It was almost mesmerizing. It was as if I was trying to will the cells to stop running down my leg. Then I realized that was my problem. I stare at it like I can will it to fix itself, but it can’t—which is what I do to most of my problems. There’s no effort involved. I cannot do that anymore. It’s no way to live. So I’m taking the leap. I’m extending my hand. I’d rather start all over fresh than lose some of the best things I had. How appropriate. “Why Can’t We Be Friends” just came on my windows media player. Huh.
Forgive, my friend. It will save us all.
And I do. I forgive. And I’m sorry I didn’t do that when I should have.

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Don't forget to trip the rift!!!


Just because it happens in nature, doesn't mean it's natural.
--Uh...I think by definition, it is.
Daily Show

"It's a terrible thing to treat a decent, loyal Indian like a nigger, kike, wop or spic." (Heller, 46).

Lifve by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
The Books of Bokonon, I:5

"Fifty-third Calypso,"

Oh, a sleeping drunkard
Up in Central Park,
And a liaon-hunter
In the jungle dark,
And a Chinese dentist,
And a British queen--
All fit together
In the same machine.
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice--
So many different people
in the same device.
(14).

Mother, Mother, how I pray
For you to guard us every day.

You are not dead,
But only sleeping.
We should smile,
And stop our weeping.
(58).

Americans, in being hated, were simply paying the normal penalty of being people, and that they were foolish to think they should somehow be exempted from that penalty, (87).

A fish pitched up
By the angry sea,
I gasped on land,
And I became me.
(93).

Tsvent-kiul, tsvent-kiul, lett-pool store,
Ko jy tsvantoor bat voo yore.
Put-shinik on lo shee zo brath,
Kam oon teetron on lo nath,
Tsvent-kiul, tsvent-kiul, lett-pool store,
Ko jy tsvantoor bat voo yore.
(94).

Oh, a very sorry people, yes,
Did I find here.
Oh, they had no music,
And they had no beer.
And, oh, everywhere
Where they tried to perch
Belonged to Castle Sugar, Incorporated,
Or the Catholic church.
(106).

I wanted all things
To seem to make some sense,
So we all could be happy, yes,
Instead of tense.
And I made up lies
So that they all fit nice,
And I made thnis sad world
A par-a-dise.
(109).

We will touch our feet, yes,
Yes, for all we're worth,
And we will love each other, yes,
Yes, like we love our Mother Earth.
(132).

No damn cat, and no damn cradle. (Vonnegut, 137).

So I said good-bye to government
And I gave my reason:
That a really good religion
Is a form of treason.
(143).

See the cat? See the cradle?
(148).

Tiger got to hunt,
Bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?"
Tiger got to sleep,
Bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.
(150).

Gott mate mutt.
Dyot meet mat.
(180).

"Where's my good old gang done gone?"
I heard a sad man say.
I whispered in that sad man's ear,
"Your gang's done gone away."
(185).

A lover's a liar,
To himself he lies.
The truthful are loveless,
Like oysters their eyes!
(190).

The Fourteenth Book of Bokonon :
What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope of Mankind on Earth, GIven the Experience of the Past Million Years?
Nothing.
(199).

Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end,
And our God will take things back that He to us did lend,
And if, on that sad day, you want to scold your God,
Why go right ahead and scold Him. He'll just smile and nod.
(218).

Of all the words of mice and men the saddest are "it might have been."
(225).

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
(227).

Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks,
For he knows a man's as big as whe he hopes and thinks.
(229).

If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly , and thumbing my nose at You KNow Who.
(231).

Poetry corner!


Would be

If not for you, the sky of blue would be so dark and grey,
But since you’re here, the sky is clear hence, ‘tis a beautiful day.

If not for you, the green of new would ne’er grow towards the sky,
But since you’re here, there’s not to fear for now green all grows high.

If not for you, the morning dew would ne’er gleam in the sun,
But since you’re here, the dew is clear and gleams for everyone.

If not for you, words of true would be so false and bare,
But since you’re here, there’s not to fear, true truths are all but rare.

If not for you, it would be cruel to think that I have loved,
But since you’re here, the world’s more clear, you made me soar above.

You know your life is sad and pathetic when...

You hear the music of LOTR when you're reading LOTR.

Joke:


Breaking Up...College Course Style...

Psychology: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.

Sociology: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.

Religion: Each prays for reconcilliation and/or curses God

Archaeology: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.

Theatre: "OH MY GOD! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"

Biology: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"

Physics: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.

Journalism: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."

Women's Studies: "HE did it!"

Business: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

Italian: "Mama Mia!"

History: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.

Geography: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.

Anatomy: "I never liked your body anyway."

Economics: One party demands more than the other can supply.

English: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesn't really say anything substantively intelligible.

Education: Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.

Computing: "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface" and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."

E. Engineer: "It's just so shocking... I'm sure there are positives and negatives, but..." [okay, yes, I know you're groaning ;-)]

Architecture: "There just wasn't much to build on anyway..."

Jewish Studies: "OY! You should feel so guilty!"

Philosophy: If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?

Zoology: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.

Phys. Ed.: They punch each other out in frustration.

Chemistry: They turn to hard drugs to relieve the pain.

Counseling: Each urges the other to "get help!"

Music: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in Tennessee, a country song) to express his or her sorrow.

Law: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.

Joke:


The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, that he could hardly speak.

Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said "next Sunday it may help you if you put some vodka in the water picture and after a few sips everything will go smoothly."

The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into action and was able to talk up a storm! He felt great! However, upon returning to the rectory he found a note from the Monsignor:

1. Next time sip rather than gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
5. The recommended grace before a meal is not Rub-a-Dub -Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God!"
6. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
7. Do not refer to our Savior Jesus and the Apostles, as "J.C. and the boys."
8. The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are NEVER referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior and the spook."
9. It is always the "Virgin Mary" never "Mary with a Cherry."
10. Last, but not least, next week there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffies.
11. We don't refer to Judas as "El Finko."
12. Moses parted the water at the Red Sea, he didn't pass water.
13. The Pope is consecrated not castrated and we don't call him "Godfather."
14. When Jesus broke bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this. Eat it, for it is my body." He didn't say, "Eat me."
15. David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, he wasn't "stoned off his ass."

Fun websites:


www.despair.com
northernsun.com
stickdeath.com
womencentral.net/lessons.html

Joke:

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, do you remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!

Joke:

Real meaning of a college degree:

Computer Science: College.....Spend most of your time in a dimly lit lab, playing XTrek and drinking Jolt. Interact only with other CS majors, and only via the 'net if you can manage it. Become passionately involved only in the continuing IBM/Commodore/Macintosh debate.

Real Life......Spend most of your time in a dimly lit office, playing Flight Simulator and drinking gourmet coffee...at least five cups an hour. Interact only with your own project team, and then only via e-mail. Become passionately involved in the continuing debate over who pays when the schedule slips, which wasn't your fault because you told them to take DOOM-playing into account from the beginning.

Psychology: College.....Spend most of your time in a dimly-lit lab, playing with rats and other vermin. Drink Jolt by the six-pack to stay up all night with the rodents. Interact only with other Psychos, but only to analyze their behavior in non-lab situations. Become involved in the continuing debate over whether a trained rat could succeed as a comp sci major.

Real Life.....Spend most of your time in an unemployment line and living in a cardboard box with other vermin, wishing you'd changed to CS instead of the rat. Continue to consider yourself superior to social work majors.

Economics: College.....Spend most of your time in a brightly-lit room full of charts and graphs. Learn about supply and demand, GNP, supply and demand, prime rates, supply and demand, inflation, and supply and demand.

Real Life.....Spend most of your time in a brightly-lit government office with people who look just like you. Issue reports you wrote in college because you're too lazy to write a new one. Watch newscaster explain your report to unsuspecting viewers. Listen to President explain that the economy sucks because of unemployed psychologists.

Philosophy: College.....Read books by dead guys. Debate whether a tree falling alone in a forest will say, "Oh, fuck! Not again!" Consider the ethical problems in the killing of annoying street mimes. Get failed by prof for not liking correct dead guy.

Real Life.....Spend most of your time in a dimly lit office, playing Flight Simulator and drinking gourmet coffee...at least five cups an hour. Interact only with your own project team, and then only via e-mail. Become passionately involved in the continuing debate over who pays when the schedule slips, which wasn't your fault because you told them to take DOOM-playing into account from the beginning. Be thankful you switched to comp sci, which pays better than being a dead philosopher.

Math: College.....Spend your time in a cramped office, thinking about polydimensional shapes and arguing their properties with other mathematicians. Scream when they steal your work. Steal their work Be a social outcast.

Real Life.....See above. You work for the university.

Poetry Corner!


Innocence

I close my eyes...
Fiery grey blue eyes pierce through me.
I cower, but do not look away.
A misty deep surges through my veins
drawing my breath away.
My lungs beg for air but I dare not break the electric silence.
Your grey blues soften and air rushes past my lips.
I delicately walk over, to heal as to not make a noise.

I take a chance...
My fingers mingle in your smooth brown hair
and tremble as I gently graze the edge of your ear.
The skin is so soft it's as if rough oceans alone shaped it.
My lower lip trembles.
I whimper.
Droplets form at the bottom of my lids threatening to fall.

Do I dare...
My lips ease towards your moistened mouth.
Your nectar breath lingers in the air and I cannot help but take it in.
My eyes flicker but I cannot take the chance
of you fading away.
Our lips melt together as one.
My tongue inquisitively explores just how tender your lips are.
Precariously my tongue slips past your lips.
The heat of your mouth envelops me
and I am lost within your touch.
I falter and close my eyes.
Nothing.

I open my eyes...
There is Nothing.

This is why I dare not sleep.

Joke:

Why did the blonde jump out of the building?
She wanted to see if her maxi pad really had wings.

Needless to say, she died.

You know your life is sad and pathetic when...

You are grumpy because you haven't gotten your LOTR fix

Poetry Corner!

We love you cobbers
Oh yes we do
We love you cobbers
It's true
When you're not with us
We're blue
Oh cobbers we love you!

Fun Quotes from my Fun Friends:

"I want string cheese dangit"

"drying my wet head..... of hair you sicko....."

"Those guys scare me…the ones that are big and have no faces"

"Actually, no, I don’t like guys"

In response to the question, 'what happened to mary and joe': I think they died.

"I have finger condoms!"

"He makes a great girlfriend!"

fun trumpets:
"Water sucks, it really, really sucks." "Gaterade." "H2O!"

You know your life is sad and pathetic when...

you are proud of your sad and pathetic life

Joke:

Cinderella was going to the ball. She wanted to stay out later then 12, but her fairy godmother didn't want her to. She told Cinderella that if she stayed out later than 2, a pumpkin would start growing in her womb. Cinderella said ok and left.

At 6, Cinderella comes strolling in. Her fairy godmother gasped! "You should be all bloated from the pumpkin!" she said. Cinderella said, "Well, I met this guy at the party. His name was Peter...Peter something...."

Poetry Corner!


Valediction: Forbidding Mourning

As virtuous men pass mildly away,
And whisper to their souls, to go,
Whilst some of their sad friends do say,
"The breath goes now," and some say, "No:"

So let us melt, and make no noise,
No tear-floods, nor sigh tempests move;
'Twere profanation of our joys
To tell the laity our love.

Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears;
Men reckon what it did, and meant;
But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent.

Dill sublunary lovers' love
(Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
Those things which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refin'd,
That ourselves know not what it is,
Inter-assured of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.

Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to airy thinness beat.

If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two;
Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if the' other do.

And though it in the center sit,
Yet when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.

Such wilt thou be to me who must
Like th' other foot, obliquely run;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end, where I begun.

You know your life is sad and pathetic when...

you jump up excitedly out of your chair when you remember there is water in the fridge

You know your life is sad and pathetic when...

you hate every movie because you compare it to the Lord of the Rings

Poetry Corner!

one

a pleasant life, a better death.
to mourn a loss that’s never left
is wicked now more than I thought
for things ne’er turn out as its wrought
don’t sadden now, or better, ever
for it goes on after forever
so when the time for you comes too
we will meet then and start a new
the flowers weep at lover’s lost
a timeless nuisance, but our paths crossed
for long a time to wait will end
we will return as one again.

Neat:

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.


Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?







*****************************************************
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

**********************************************************************
Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following
statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least
* 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
year

Can you guess which organization this is?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of
new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in
line.

Useless Junk:

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is uncopyrightable.

First novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything
wider than your thumb.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects legs in it.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which
is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear
pants.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn
white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter in the English language.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, but dogs only have about ten.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

All polar bears are left handed.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

Fun Quotes from my Fun Friends:

"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the "creepy fore arms guy" creepy, he ranks a 7."

Dickey to the boners, "That was a nice effort."

The fun trumpets at the game today:
-Gimme a D!
--D!
-Gimme an I!
--I!
-Gimme a C!
--C!
-Gimme a K!
--K!
-Gimme an E!
--E!
Gimme a Y!
--Y!
-What's that spell?!
--DICKEY!!!

dad: do you need to be home at anytime?
me: uh...what?
dad: do you have a curfew?
me: uh...this is college. *laughs*...*laughs a lot*

"You know what? It doesn't matter. You've had sex!"

"I'm really glad you didn't drown in placenta "

"He doesn't smoke as much as a chimney!"

"I'm girly...in the vagina aspect."

"Don't discriminate against me because I don't have a vagina!"

"I am...how do you say...ah yes...the good."

"You almost dropped your broccoli!"

the best news/info sites:

comedycentral

Crimelibrary

the onion

fark

Fun sites!!!

how to get to Mordor

I do not like that Samwise-Sam

LOTR

Awesome peeps!!!

PUPPET THEATRE!!!
achie, it's got pirates of the caribeans in there!


and here are some game sites:

http://addictinggames.com/

http://freearcade.com/

http://candystand.com/

http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

Below is a list of children's books you'll never see in any bookstore!

"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

"Dad's New Wife Timothy"

"Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"

"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"

"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"

"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"

"Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"

"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"

"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"

"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

that's because i have nothing to say, stuid!

But, if you've come for entertainment, I've got some web pages that are cool:


Suffer the little children!

Structured procrastination

The War Prayer.
Achie, just for you.
*note, I am not against war. But I'm not for it, either.

horn humor! yeah buddy!

One of my fave Futurama episodes: Godfellas

Dogma script. cool flick.

If you can figure this out...please let me know! must...sleep....

chan showed me this
it's funny!

you're warned!!!
Shams, this is for you, just in case you forget the name of this site. It's DISGUSTING. just to let you know. there's some stretchage, if you know what i mean. so pleeeeeease don't click on it if you don't want to be offended!!!!!


And, if you would like to hear other people's stories:

katie's

leigh's

rachie's

rip's

sarah's


have fun.

Did you really think my life would be interesting enough to start one of these?