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3.10.03

 
Fun Quotes from my Fun Friends:

"On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the "creepy fore arms guy" creepy, he ranks a 7."

Dickey to the boners, "That was a nice effort."

The fun trumpets at the game today:
-Gimme a D!
--D!
-Gimme an I!
--I!
-Gimme a C!
--C!
-Gimme a K!
--K!
-Gimme an E!
--E!
Gimme a Y!
--Y!
-What's that spell?!
--DICKEY!!!

dad: do you need to be home at anytime?
me: uh...what?
dad: do you have a curfew?
me: uh...this is college. *laughs*...*laughs a lot*

"You know what? It doesn't matter. You've had sex!"

"I'm really glad you didn't drown in placenta "

"He doesn't smoke as much as a chimney!"

"I'm girly...in the vagina aspect."

"Don't discriminate against me because I don't have a vagina!"

"I am...how do you say...ah yes...the good."

"You almost dropped your broccoli!"

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