28.3.05
Fun Quotes!
Look in the Constitution for an example of each of the following:
a. A check or balance.
b. A reference to black people as being worth exactly three-fifths of white people.
c. The word "erection".
d. The part that keeps Arnold Schwarzenegger from becoming President.
Look in the Bill of Rights for the Amendment that makes specific reference to each of the following:
a. Affirmative action.
b. Partial-birth abortions.
c. Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
d. The homosexual agenda.
e. Arnold Schwarzenegger can now run for President.
"Jesus was a steadfast pacifist whose teachings advocated turning the other cheek for the purpose of universal brotherhood. Funnily enough, more people have died "in his name" than any other human in recorded history. (Even Hitler!)
- America (the book).
Look in the Constitution for an example of each of the following:
a. A check or balance.
b. A reference to black people as being worth exactly three-fifths of white people.
c. The word "erection".
d. The part that keeps Arnold Schwarzenegger from becoming President.
Look in the Bill of Rights for the Amendment that makes specific reference to each of the following:
a. Affirmative action.
b. Partial-birth abortions.
c. Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.
d. The homosexual agenda.
e. Arnold Schwarzenegger can now run for President.
"Jesus was a steadfast pacifist whose teachings advocated turning the other cheek for the purpose of universal brotherhood. Funnily enough, more people have died "in his name" than any other human in recorded history. (Even Hitler!)
- America (the book).
# posted by Nikki @ 16:30 
