28.2.05
The best post I've heard regarding women and blow jobs.
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are not handles.
6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls-if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked" it for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep our mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
by Liz.
here
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1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are not handles.
6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls-if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked" it for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep our mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning".
by Liz.
here
9.2.05
Lyrics Time!
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
I can't wait to see you
Wanna see if you still got that
Look in your eye
That one you had for me
Before we said our goodbyes
And it's a shame that we
Gotta spend our time
Being mad about the same things
Over and over again
About the same thing
Over and over again
Oh but I think she's leaving on
And she's leaving here
And I don't know what else to do
(Can't go on not loving you)
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
I remember the day you left
I remember the last breath
You took right in front of me
When you said that you would leave
I was too damn stubborn to try to stop you
Or say anything
But I see clearly now
And this choice I made keeps
Playing in my head
Over and over again
It play in my head
Over and over again
Oh but I think she's leaving on
And she's leaving here
And I don't know what else to do
(Can't go on not loving you)
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
Now that I realize
That I'm going down
From all this pain you
Put me through
Everytime I close my eyes
I like it down
Oh, I can't go on not loving you
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
Over and Over, Nelly feat Tim McGraw.
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Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
I can't wait to see you
Wanna see if you still got that
Look in your eye
That one you had for me
Before we said our goodbyes
And it's a shame that we
Gotta spend our time
Being mad about the same things
Over and over again
About the same thing
Over and over again
Oh but I think she's leaving on
And she's leaving here
And I don't know what else to do
(Can't go on not loving you)
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
I remember the day you left
I remember the last breath
You took right in front of me
When you said that you would leave
I was too damn stubborn to try to stop you
Or say anything
But I see clearly now
And this choice I made keeps
Playing in my head
Over and over again
It play in my head
Over and over again
Oh but I think she's leaving on
And she's leaving here
And I don't know what else to do
(Can't go on not loving you)
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
Now that I realize
That I'm going down
From all this pain you
Put me through
Everytime I close my eyes
I like it down
Oh, I can't go on not loving you
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
Cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
And I can't keep
Picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad
Yeah, cause it's all in my head
I think about it
Over and over again
I replay it
Over and over again
And I can't take it
I can't shake it, no
Over and Over, Nelly feat Tim McGraw.
2.2.05
Poetry Corner!
Fall
Don’t hold back the screeching fear inside, for
Fear is inevitable.
Fall into the nothing
that envelops forever.
The senses now overpower the brain, but
Overpowering is inevitable.
Smell the cool sent of flowers growing around
that will live forever.
Let gravity take control, for
Gravity is inevitable.
Feel the wind rushing past like brief moments in time
that last forever.
The brain overloads, but
Overloading is inevitable.
Hear the echoing cries of plagued, abused rocks
that sound forever.
Don’t fear the presence of death, for
Death is inevitable
Here comes the short fall
that seems to last forever.
And then comes the future, for
Future is inevitable.
And then comes the future
that lasts forever.
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Fall
Don’t hold back the screeching fear inside, for
Fear is inevitable.
Fall into the nothing
that envelops forever.
The senses now overpower the brain, but
Overpowering is inevitable.
Smell the cool sent of flowers growing around
that will live forever.
Let gravity take control, for
Gravity is inevitable.
Feel the wind rushing past like brief moments in time
that last forever.
The brain overloads, but
Overloading is inevitable.
Hear the echoing cries of plagued, abused rocks
that sound forever.
Don’t fear the presence of death, for
Death is inevitable
Here comes the short fall
that seems to last forever.
And then comes the future, for
Future is inevitable.
And then comes the future
that lasts forever.
From “Come to my Window”
You love her, don’t you?
- Who?
Taz.
- Oh. Is it obvious?
No. You don’t wear your heart on your sleeve. I can just tell there’s something up.
- I think I’ll always love her.
But why? She’ll never love you again. She doesn’t want that.
- I know. I do. Really. When you love someone – truly love someone – it’s not necessary for them to love you back. It’s enough just to love.
Well that’s kind of shitty, isn’t it?
- Maybe.
Maybe?! That’s just a cop out. That just means you can love without doing a damn thing about it.
- So. It’s just love. And she’s a lot happier now. I’d rather love her and have her be happy than have her love me back and be unhappy.
Then why love her at all?
- Because my heart is fucking stubborn! It wants what it wants. I can’t do anything about it.
Why is it so hard to get over her?- Because I’ll always know what I had. I’ll never forget that.
And what was that?
- When I was with her I had happiness. I was happy. Taz made me whole. She was my missing puzzle piece. She was the last thing I thought of when I went to sleep and the first thing I thought of when I woke up. In fact, she still is.
There’s a reason why people say don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- What’s that supposed to mean?
It means she can’t be the love of your life. She can’t be your everything. That is way too much pressure to put on one person. How can one person be your whole world?
- She wasn’t. She’s not. She was, is just…most of it.
You said so yourself, she gave you happiness. That means without her you’d be miserable.
- But I am without her. I’m not miserable.
Because you’re still in love with how she made you feel. So you’re not in love with her…you’re in love with the idea of her.
- I never said I was in love with her. I just love her. There’s a difference.
What’s that?
- I don’t want to be with her. That would never work out. She doesn’t want it, I don’t want it. I just want to love her. Is that so wrong?
You still only love what she stands for.
- And maybe that’s all I need to do to survive.
Maybe.
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You love her, don’t you?
- Who?
Taz.
- Oh. Is it obvious?
No. You don’t wear your heart on your sleeve. I can just tell there’s something up.
- I think I’ll always love her.
But why? She’ll never love you again. She doesn’t want that.
- I know. I do. Really. When you love someone – truly love someone – it’s not necessary for them to love you back. It’s enough just to love.
Well that’s kind of shitty, isn’t it?
- Maybe.
Maybe?! That’s just a cop out. That just means you can love without doing a damn thing about it.
- So. It’s just love. And she’s a lot happier now. I’d rather love her and have her be happy than have her love me back and be unhappy.
Then why love her at all?
- Because my heart is fucking stubborn! It wants what it wants. I can’t do anything about it.
Why is it so hard to get over her?- Because I’ll always know what I had. I’ll never forget that.
And what was that?
- When I was with her I had happiness. I was happy. Taz made me whole. She was my missing puzzle piece. She was the last thing I thought of when I went to sleep and the first thing I thought of when I woke up. In fact, she still is.
There’s a reason why people say don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- What’s that supposed to mean?
It means she can’t be the love of your life. She can’t be your everything. That is way too much pressure to put on one person. How can one person be your whole world?
- She wasn’t. She’s not. She was, is just…most of it.
You said so yourself, she gave you happiness. That means without her you’d be miserable.
- But I am without her. I’m not miserable.
Because you’re still in love with how she made you feel. So you’re not in love with her…you’re in love with the idea of her.
- I never said I was in love with her. I just love her. There’s a difference.
What’s that?
- I don’t want to be with her. That would never work out. She doesn’t want it, I don’t want it. I just want to love her. Is that so wrong?
You still only love what she stands for.
- And maybe that’s all I need to do to survive.
Maybe.
Cool Thing:
Dling music off ourtunes. Hehehe....
SCREW THE SYSTEM!!!
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Dling music off ourtunes. Hehehe....
SCREW THE SYSTEM!!!
1.2.05
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Joke:
What kind of syrup does Michael Jackson like?
Why Boysenberry of course!
You know what sucks?
A vacuum.
Wow...Chan is so clever.
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What kind of syrup does Michael Jackson like?
Why Boysenberry of course!
You know what sucks?
A vacuum.
Wow...Chan is so clever.
No, evil would be posting up peoples answers.
No wait, that's just cruel.
I can be evil, I just don't want to be cruel.
Except for Chan's....
Full Name: chan (eta.tauri@gmail.com)
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 23 October 1984
First Crush: your mom
Biggest Crush: your mom
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's
Name: your mom
Current status of your relationship:Wanna break off after having sex
Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes
How many times do you masturbate in a week?More than 7 times.
Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?Yes
Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair
What turns you on the most?your mom
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No wait, that's just cruel.
I can be evil, I just don't want to be cruel.
Except for Chan's....
Full Name: chan (eta.tauri@gmail.com)
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 23 October 1984
First Crush: your mom
Biggest Crush: your mom
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes
Boyfriend/girlfriend's
Name: your mom
Current status of your relationship:Wanna break off after having sex
Ever had sex in your life? Yes
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes
How many times do you masturbate in a week?More than 7 times.
Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?Yes
Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair
What turns you on the most?your mom
You know your life is sad and pathetic when...
You stay up until 7am every day when you have class at 9:05am every MTWF because...well...for no reason whatsoever.
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You stay up until 7am every day when you have class at 9:05am every MTWF because...well...for no reason whatsoever.
From "Dog's Eye"
Falling. Slowly falling. I think I'm slowly falling. Can I be falling? I must be falling. That must be the what I feel. The wind. The wind rushing by so slowly. Because I'm falling. Falling slowly. Right? The speed will inevitably pick up. I presume so, at least. When I fall, I tend to fall deep. Too deep. But that's where I'm most comfortable. So far down I can't get up is what comforts me. Doesn't it? Or am I just in denial? I'm probably in denial, but if I'm not certain then that means I might not be in denial at all. Or does it? Well, whether or not I'm in denial when I'm that far down isn't the issue. What is the issue? Oh yeah. I'm falling. I think. Am I? Oh well. I fall too easily, anyway. I'm probably falling. That doesn't matter this time, though, right? Because if I am in fact falling I know that there's a safety net down there. Right? Right. I know there is. A big safety net to catch me. Falling is ok. It's ok to fall. One can't help but fall for whatever reason. It's inevitable at times. But I can hide it. I can. Can't I? I know how to. I hide falling so much it's like a second nature to me. No one will know. No one can ever know. No one will ever know.
I must be falling. Can I be falling? I think I'm slowly falling. Slowly falling. Falling.
Falling. Slowly falling. I think I'm slowly falling. Can I be falling? I must be falling. That must be the what I feel. The wind. The wind rushing by so slowly. Because I'm falling. Falling slowly. Right? The speed will inevitably pick up. I presume so, at least. When I fall, I tend to fall deep. Too deep. But that's where I'm most comfortable. So far down I can't get up is what comforts me. Doesn't it? Or am I just in denial? I'm probably in denial, but if I'm not certain then that means I might not be in denial at all. Or does it? Well, whether or not I'm in denial when I'm that far down isn't the issue. What is the issue? Oh yeah. I'm falling. I think. Am I? Oh well. I fall too easily, anyway. I'm probably falling. That doesn't matter this time, though, right? Because if I am in fact falling I know that there's a safety net down there. Right? Right. I know there is. A big safety net to catch me. Falling is ok. It's ok to fall. One can't help but fall for whatever reason. It's inevitable at times. But I can hide it. I can. Can't I? I know how to. I hide falling so much it's like a second nature to me. No one will know. No one can ever know. No one will ever know.
I must be falling. Can I be falling? I think I'm slowly falling. Slowly falling. Falling.
